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I'm Just Here for the Nukes T-Shirt
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I'm Just Here for the Nukes T-Shirt

Color: Black
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide

Size Guide

All measurements are in inches, with the garment laid flat. Easiest way to pick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure straight across the chest just under the arms, and match it to the chart.

SizeChest (flat)LengthSleeve
S18 1/426 1/216 1/4
M20 1/42817 3/4
L2229 1/419
XL2430 3/420 1/2
2XL2631 1/221 3/4
3XL27 3/432 1/223 1/4
4XL29 3/433 1/224 3/4

Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit. Measurements can vary by about an inch.

$29.99

I'm just here for the nukes.

The hot dogs are fine. The seats are fine. But you're really here to watch somebody hit one into the parking lot. In the dugout, we call those nukes. This one is for the home run lover in your family.

Material: Comfort Colors 1717, heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed

  • That soft, broken-in vintage feel from day one
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Heavier fabric that holds up season after season
  • Every color has a slightly washed, lived-in look

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.

Will it shrink? Minimal. It's garment-dyed, so it's already been washed and shrunk. Wash cold and tumble dry low.

Free shipping on orders $75+.

Shipping $4.99 Flat Fee - Free over $75
Premium Everyday Comfort

Soft, breathable, and made to move. Built for long days at the field and everyday wear beyond the game.

Built to Last

Made with quality materials and construction designed to stand up to everyday wear. Holds its shape, feel, and look through repeated washes and long days at the field.

Order Protection

Each item is made to order. If your product arrives damaged or with a printing error, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or issue a refund. Please note that we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing preference related reasons.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We currently ship within the United States using Printify, which partners with top print providers and automatically selects the one closest to your location for faster, more efficient delivery.

Do you ship internationally?

At this time, we do not offer international shipping. We're currently focused on serving customers within the United States, as international rates can be significantly higher. We’ll be sure to share any updates if that changes in the future.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use soft, comfortable, high-quality blanks built for long days at the field and everyday wear. Exact materials vary by item, so check the details on each product page.